My Rating: 3 Stars
Pearl is a sixteen-year-old vampire… fond of blood, allergic to sunlight, and mostly evil… until the night a sparkly unicorn stabs her through the heart with his horn. Oops.
Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns don’t exist), and they’re shocked she survived. They’re even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withstand the sun. But they quickly find a way to make use of her new talent. The Vampire King of New England has chosen Pearl’s family to host his feast. If Pearl enrolls in high school, she can make lots of human friends and lure them to the King’s feast—as the entrees.
The only problem? Pearl’s starting to feel the twinges of a conscience. How can she serve up her new friends—especially the cute guy who makes her fangs ache—to be slaughtered? Then again, she’s definitely dead if she lets down her family. What’s a sunlight-loving vamp to do?
Beware spoilers ahead!
I remember how back in 2011 I saw this book circulating everywhere. That was around the time when vampires were still popular. A friend of mine had highly recommended another book by Durst, Vessel. Having read and enjoyed The Queen of Blood I decided to give Drink, Slay, Love a try. I am happy to say that I enjoyed it!
Pearl is 16, a vampire, and simply fabulous! She is apart of the Family (a biological coven), has an extremely attractive betroth, and is soon to be an adult vampire. This all changes when a unicorn stabs her. Somehow Pearl is able to walk in the sunlight. Her parents use this to their advantage to gain some food (humans) to the upcoming King’s feast. Wherein Pearl will be an adult vampire. To accomplish their goals the parents enroll Pearl in high school.
Drink, Slay, Love was such a blast to read! Pearl was so funny! The highlight of this book was definitely Pearl observing and coming to understand high school. Pearl coming into her emotions and growing throughout the book was well done.
Pearl was such a breath of fresh air! She was extremely confident in everything she did. She was a no-nonsense character. Pretty much everything she noted about high school was so true! It was interesting to see her in that setting.
There were quite a few female’s in this book. For the most part Pearl was basically friends with everyone. I especially loved her interactions with Bethany, Tara, and her track team. It was nice that Pearl wasn’t just friends with one girl but a majority of them.
I loved how for once the queen bee wasn’t a terrible person (or a blonde)! Tara was such a joy to read about. She was actually nice while also running the whole school. She wasn’t popular based on fear, but compassion and of course confidence.
Bethany was the opposite of Pearl and Tara. She had quite a few self-esteem issues stemming from her abusive family. For this reason alone Pearl and Bethany got along very well. Pearl’s family is also quite abusive but unlike Bethany, Pearl had excellent self-esteem and confidence in herself. Amongst all the characters Bethany was able to relate to Pearl and was such a good support. In return Pearl stood up for Bethany and gave her a confidence boost here and there.
Let me clarify that there is no love triangle. Pearl doesn’t really care for Jadrien other than the fact that he’s good looking. Pearl instead comes to care for Evan whose Bethany’s best friend. Evan was an all around good guy. So much so that he spent most of the book trying to be Pearl’s hero. He has a large hero complex. It was annoying at first but I grew to like it.
Vampire society as a whole was very abusive. Pearl didn’t have good relationships with any of her family members. Save for her father who was barely there. There was a lot of mind games and competitions off who was the better and stronger vampire amongst her cousins.
I liked how the author poked around with all high school and vampire stereotypes. One of Pearl’s cousins wore lots of pink but was still totally terrifying. Especially that last conversation between Evan and Pearl.
The plot twist with Bethany and Evan in cahoots was completely unexpected! Evan and his family are all were-unicorns whose main job is to hunt vampires. Bethany has Evan stab Pearl in hopes of her gaining emotions and being good. This also helped tie into Evan’s parents plan of trying to stab a majority of the vampires at the ceremony.
What was even more unexpected is that Pearl enlists the help of her classmates to stop the King’s feast. She actually told select classmates that she’s a vampire. And laid out the King’s plan to kill all the students attending prom. The classmates for the most part took it surprisingly well. And together they all (Evan’s family included) came up with a plan. Which was awesome! And so much fun to read about.
However I did have some problems. I actually skimmed the beginning because Pearl’s family (and all vampires) had such an annoying speech pattern. It actually put me to sleep. I felt that the explanation Evan’s family gave about unicorns was rushed and could’ve been handled better. Maybe with more page time.
Overall I really enjoyed Drink, Slay, Love! I highly recommend it as it was a unique and original vampire story.